10. Mistaken assumption there would be a chance to show off talent for drinking from the toilet.
9. Thought I saw that 'Lil Chuckwagon'
8. Bad idea going to Don King's Barber.
7. Caught in a lie claiming to be Cycle 2 dog when I'm really a Cycle 3.
6. Shouldn't have picked Dan Quale as a running mate.
5. My life-long losing battle with problem drool.
4. During spelling portion of the competition, spelled 'ubiquitous' with two b's.
3. Didn't know that was the judge's leg !
2. Money goes to trainer anyway, so let him stand naked in Madison Square Garden and get touched by a stranger in a bad suit.
1. Like me, the whole thing was fixed.

*From the David Letterman Show 2-15-91*

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